Kanye "Pest"

MY RESPONSE:

Aside from the early Kanye West music like "Through The Wire", "All Falls Down", "Jesus Walks", "Slow Jams" and the music he produced for other artists, I have absolutely no love for Kanye West. I believe he deserves much respect for the things he has done professionally to HELP hip hop, but as a man I have no love for him. He allowed the praise and admiration he was receiving for his work swell his already oddly shaped head. If Kanye had done some of the things he did (like calling Bush out on live television and snubbing Taylor Swift on the MTV Awards) and he had shitty music, the rap world would have completely turned their backs on him. The fact that he is amazingly creative and trend setting is the ONLY thing that keeps other performers and musicians from totally casting him out. They need Kanye and that's why they continue to accept his horrible attitude.

Sadly, it took the death of his mother (may she rest in peace) to snap him back to reality and allow him to begin to see the err of his ways. Now all of a sudden he wants to start apologizing for his transgressions: (Bush and Taylor Swift incidents)
and start saving video hoes (Amber Rose) and we're supposed to just encourage him on his "road to redemption"...No sir, Mr. West. I've been through with you and if some of your professional peers had balls, they would be through with you too.


"IS KANYE WEST CRAZY?" -Michael Tartt
I would say, no. Kanye West is not crazy. Crazy by definition means, "having an unusual, UNEXPECTED, or random quality, behavior, result, or pattern". Nothing about the Kanye West we have come to know now is "unexpected". Ever since the whole Katrina/"Bush doesn't care about black people" fiasco, we have come to expect certain behavior from Kanye. And no matter how many talk shows he goes on or interviews he does, or how many times he cries, the things he's done will never be forgotten.



*Shout out to Tartt Ent. for hittin' us with the "Red Light Special" HAAAAAA!!!!!!


*"I can't knock him for puttin' dollars in his pocket...." -Michael Tartt
<*insert Kanye Shrug here*>


*the last few minutes, I think the Four Loko was gettin to JK...dude was just rambling away. LMAO!

Y'all may remember this Trey Songz impersonation video from a while ago:

Turns out homey has some real talent:

"Falling In Love Is Easy...Someone Tell Me How To Stay There"

Have you ever loved somebody and knew they didn't love you?
Have you ever felt like crying but didn't know what good it would do?
Did you ever look into his eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into his heart and wish that you were there?
Have you ever watched him sleeping when the lights were way down low?
Have you ever whispered "I love you", but never let him know?
Don't ever fall in love my friend, you'll see it doesn't pay?
Even though it causes broken hearts, it happens everyday.
So when I say don't fall in love, you'll be hurt before it's through
I should know, you see asshole...I fell in love with you.

Very rarely am I ever left speechless. I usually can find something to say about any topic thrown at me, but after viewing the following fuckery, I am wordless. Watch to find out why.

(Not safe for work or around children):

Swag Surfin: iPod Shuffle

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!


Here Goes:

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Who Knows" -Teedra Moses
I Love this song...very appropriate answer

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"I'm Here" -Fantasia(Color Purple Soundtrack)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Love's Gonna Be" -Teedra Moses

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Put Your Hands On Me" -KeKe Wyatt

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"If I Had My Way" -Chrisette Michele

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Hate On Me" -Jill Scott
This answer is crazy, because I really dislike people who misuse the term "hater"...but I dig this answer.


7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Weary" -Amel Larrieux
So, my friends think I'm a lonely bitch...wooooowww!! LOL

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Still In Love" -Nivea

9. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
"Long Distance Love" -Tamia

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Beauty Is Her Name"
Awwww, I love my bestie!!

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Three People Sleeping In My Bed" -Willie Clayton
Damn! My iPod thinks I'm a freak...HAHAHAHA!!!

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Be Where You Are" -Trey Songz

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Like So" -T.I.

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Web 20/20" -The Roots

15. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"The One" -CeeLo

16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Kingdom Come" -Jill Scott and Kirk Franklin

17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Brand New" -Trey Songz
"She said she brand new...fresh out the box" or coffin...I'm being resurrected at my funeral!!

18. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Bet I" -B.O.B.

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Super High" -Rick Ross
I DO NOT USE DRUGS!!!

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"One Day You're Here" - UGK

21. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"You Bring Me Joy" -Anita Baker

SIDENOTE: numbers 20 and 21 should have seriously been switched...what were you thinking iPod? But I didn't make up the rules.

22. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Love Of My Life" -Erykah Badu

23. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"I Like Him" -Kandi Burruss

24. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Sweet Dreams" (remix) -Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne

25. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Rescue Me" -Teedra Moses
Couldn't have been more on point


26. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Diary" -Wale
I guess I got some issues to get over first...


27. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Fancy" -Drake


28. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Medicine" -Plies and Keri Hilson

29. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"The Usual" -Trey Songz

30. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Swag Surfin" (remix) -Lil Wayne
"I'm talkin big shit nigga/join my hit list nigga/what's the matter, check yo bladder/I'm the shit piss nigga"!!!!

Excuse me while I rant....


Dear Kermit The Frog:


You are an ASSHOLE!! Can't you see how hopelessly devoted Ms. Piggy was to you? Granted, she wasn't as thin as you...or GREEN, but she would ride or die for you. She went hard for your heart, and you constantly played her. You deserve to die a slow, torturous, rat infested death for the way you treated that good woman/pig.


Moral Of The Rant: there's just too many of us fabulous "Ms. Piggys" out here waiting for our "Kermit" to turn into a prince.

Neglect

ne·glect  [ni-glekt]-
–verb (used with object)
1. to pay no attention or too little attention to; disregard or slight



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