Thursday, September 9, 2010

This Don't Have Shit To Do Wit' Shit

*This new Willow Smith song go hard!! Say what you wanna, but I like it. I think it's safe to say that this little girl has an extreme fascination with Rihanna, but I just think she's adorable. I will say this though, hearing "I whip my hair back and forth!!" screamed about 6 thousand times consecutively can get A LOT annoying. Besides that, I think the song fits her age and style.




*Book Club

I have a few friends who are avid readers of what many like to call "Smut" books. And we are looking to start a book club. Our latest read is from a great writer of the smut fiction, Mr. Carl Weber. The twists and turns that this man throws in his book will have you sitting up late at night losing sleep just to get to the next page to see what happens next. The latest book is titled "Torn Between Two Lovers", and although Mr. Weber's books are written in sequence, it isn't totally necessary that you read the previous books. He gives you just enough info in the latest story to bring you up to speed with all the goings on in the most recent book.

So if anyone in the Mobile, AL area (I have readers in MS, OK, FL, CA,etc...) are interested in reading some raunchy, messy, no good, stories and sittin' around sippin on some alcoholic goodness and talkin' shit about the craziness in the book, get at me.




*A Promise Ring....Are We 15 Again?


Today this basic bitch told me that her boyfriend gave her a promise ring. Doesn't sound wierd to you? Let me explain why it is....The heffa is over 30 years old!! I don't know much about relationships, but I do know that if you're over 15 and the person you're dating gives you a ring, it better have the word ENGAGEMENT in front of it. What is the purpose of a promise ring? Is it a promise to get married? If that's the case, then it IS an engagement ring, so why in the hot hell is she saying he gave her a promise ring? The point here is this: no grown ass woman should be walking around sayin' her man gave her a "promise ring"....Did he give you his letter jacket too bitch?!

This video further proves my point. The girl singing about a promise ring is about 15 years old...NOT 30+!!






Today the gospel world was saddened by the loss of Malinda Sapp. If the last name sounds familiar, it's because she was the wife of gospel star Marvin Sapp. Although, she had a famous husband, Mrs. Sapp was an accomplished woman herself. Along with her husband, she was a co-founder of the Lighthouse Full Life Center which is located in Grand Rapids, Michigan. The Sapps also established a faith based business fellowship called Entrepreneurs Excange. Malinda was also very involved in her husbands career. She handled most of his recording contracts as his manager and served as executive producer on his albums. She was also an educated woman. A college professor, a limited licensed psychologist and a licensed professional counselor.

The cause of Mrs. Sapp's death was a battle with colon cancer. Although she was given a clean bill of health earlier this year, her cancer resurfaced. Malinda and Marvin were married for 15 years and have three children together.


While Mrs. Sapp's death is indeed a tragic loss, her death has seemed to overshadow the death of 90's pop-star, Rich Cronin. If the name doesn't ring a bell, he was a member of the boy band LFO (Light Funky Ones) who had a late 90's hit with the song "Summer Girls" which he wrote. Cronin, age 35, was diagnosed with leukemia in 2005 and despite chemotherapy the disease returned in 2007 and 2008. Cronin underwent a stem-cell transplant which led to a stroke and severe leg pain. He passed away on Wednesday, September 8, 2010.

If you are still unfamiliar with Mr. Cronin, this video may refresh your memory:

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

I will blog today...I PROMISE!! New Tartt Ent. show and Shit I Hate About Facebook: Facebook Beef Edition. I'm a lazy b!+c#

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Just Jovan


I AM A CHRISTIAN



Christian

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I'm clean livin."
I'm whispering "I was lost,"
Now I'm found and forgiven.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need CHRIST to be my guide.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and need HIS strength to carry on.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and need God to clean my mess.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
My flaws are far too visible
but, God believes I am worth it.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain,
I have my share of heartaches
So I call upon His name.

When I say... "I am a Christian"
I'm not holier than thou,
I'm just a simple sinner
who received God's good grace, somehow.

-Maya Angelou

New Music

Cee-Lo "Fuck You"


Jazmine Sullivan "Holdin' You Down"

Jazmine I'm mad at you for the shameless Nuvo plugs...UGH!!But you get a shout out for the old school hip hoppers in the video.

David Banner feat. Tyrese and Akon "Run Away"

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and Hip Hop Gospel



I was given this flyer and all I can say is WOW!! Who would've thought you could have a party based on Krispy Kreme Doughnuts...but seriously, isn't this some kinda copyright infringement? The thought of a hot doughnut is really making me wanna go. I wonder if they're gonna serve milk too. Ok, I couldn't resist doing this>>>>In my Kanye West voice:

"Yo Krispy Kreme...I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Dunkin Donuts had one of the best cabarets of all time!!"

*that picture just made me moist...Damn!! I want some doughnuts now.



This video sums up why I will always be a Janelle Monae stan* She's just as quirky and nutty as I am. Watch and laugh!!



*stan- based on the central character in the Eminem song of the same name, a "stan" is an overzealous maniacal fan for any celebrity or athlete.