"Falling In Love Is Easy...Someone Tell Me How To Stay There"

Have you ever loved somebody and knew they didn't love you?
Have you ever felt like crying but didn't know what good it would do?
Did you ever look into his eyes and say a little prayer?
Did you ever look into his heart and wish that you were there?
Have you ever watched him sleeping when the lights were way down low?
Have you ever whispered "I love you", but never let him know?
Don't ever fall in love my friend, you'll see it doesn't pay?
Even though it causes broken hearts, it happens everyday.
So when I say don't fall in love, you'll be hurt before it's through
I should know, you see asshole...I fell in love with you.

Very rarely am I ever left speechless. I usually can find something to say about any topic thrown at me, but after viewing the following fuckery, I am wordless. Watch to find out why.

(Not safe for work or around children):

Swag Surfin: iPod Shuffle

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!


Here Goes:

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Who Knows" -Teedra Moses
I Love this song...very appropriate answer

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"I'm Here" -Fantasia(Color Purple Soundtrack)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"Love's Gonna Be" -Teedra Moses

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Put Your Hands On Me" -KeKe Wyatt

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"If I Had My Way" -Chrisette Michele

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Hate On Me" -Jill Scott
This answer is crazy, because I really dislike people who misuse the term "hater"...but I dig this answer.


7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Weary" -Amel Larrieux
So, my friends think I'm a lonely bitch...wooooowww!! LOL

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"Still In Love" -Nivea

9. WHAT IS 2 + 2?
"Long Distance Love" -Tamia

10. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Beauty Is Her Name"
Awwww, I love my bestie!!

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Three People Sleeping In My Bed" -Willie Clayton
Damn! My iPod thinks I'm a freak...HAHAHAHA!!!

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Be Where You Are" -Trey Songz

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Like So" -T.I.

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Web 20/20" -The Roots

15. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"The One" -CeeLo

16. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Kingdom Come" -Jill Scott and Kirk Franklin

17. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Brand New" -Trey Songz
"She said she brand new...fresh out the box" or coffin...I'm being resurrected at my funeral!!

18. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Bet I" -B.O.B.

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"Super High" -Rick Ross
I DO NOT USE DRUGS!!!

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"One Day You're Here" - UGK

21. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"You Bring Me Joy" -Anita Baker

SIDENOTE: numbers 20 and 21 should have seriously been switched...what were you thinking iPod? But I didn't make up the rules.

22. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Love Of My Life" -Erykah Badu

23. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"I Like Him" -Kandi Burruss

24. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Sweet Dreams" (remix) -Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne

25. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Rescue Me" -Teedra Moses
Couldn't have been more on point


26. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Diary" -Wale
I guess I got some issues to get over first...


27. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Fancy" -Drake


28. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Medicine" -Plies and Keri Hilson

29. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"The Usual" -Trey Songz

30. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Swag Surfin" (remix) -Lil Wayne
"I'm talkin big shit nigga/join my hit list nigga/what's the matter, check yo bladder/I'm the shit piss nigga"!!!!

Excuse me while I rant....


Dear Kermit The Frog:


You are an ASSHOLE!! Can't you see how hopelessly devoted Ms. Piggy was to you? Granted, she wasn't as thin as you...or GREEN, but she would ride or die for you. She went hard for your heart, and you constantly played her. You deserve to die a slow, torturous, rat infested death for the way you treated that good woman/pig.


Moral Of The Rant: there's just too many of us fabulous "Ms. Piggys" out here waiting for our "Kermit" to turn into a prince.

Neglect

ne·glect  [ni-glekt]-
–verb (used with object)
1. to pay no attention or too little attention to; disregard or slight



Yup...I think it's safe to say that I have neglected this blog. I have GOTS ta do betta...

Unsung: Static Major

Stephen Ellis Garret, better known as his stage name Static Major, was a rapper/singer/songwriter/producer from Louisville, Kentucky. While he began his performing career as one-third of the trio Playa, he is best known for his appearance on the hit single by rapper Lil Wayne "Lollipop".


Static started his producing career on Blackground Records. He got his first break producing the Ginuwine single "Pony" along with Timbaland, which became a major milestone in both their careers. He later became a member of the Def Jam group Playa, best known for their single "Cheers 2 U". Playa released an album of the same name in 1997.


After working with Ginuwine, Static produced and wrote songs for Aaliyah, Nicole Wray, and was a frequent collaborator with the group Pretty Ricky. His most recent work was producing the song "Lollipop" featured on Lil Wayne's album Tha Carter III.



On February 25, 2008 Static checked into Baptist Hospital East, and after many tests, was diagnosed with a rare condition called myasthenia gravis, an autoimmune disorder marked with symptoms of muscle weakness and fatigue. Doctors recommended a procedure called plasmapheresis, a treatment similar to dialysis that removes toxins from the blood through an implanted catheter as a central line through the neck and into the chest area. Radiology reports show that a catheter was improperly placed into his arm and when the nurse was instructed to remove it, he went into respiratory arrest and never recovered.