Excuse me while I rant....
Dear Kermit The Frog:
You are an ASSHOLE!! Can't you see how hopelessly devoted Ms. Piggy was to you? Granted, she wasn't as thin as you...or GREEN, but she would ride or die for you. She went hard for your heart, and you constantly played her. You deserve to die a slow, torturous, rat infested death for the way you treated that good woman/pig.
Moral Of The Rant: there's just too many of us fabulous "Ms. Piggys" out here waiting for our "Kermit" to turn into a prince.
Dear Kermit The Frog:
You are an ASSHOLE!! Can't you see how hopelessly devoted Ms. Piggy was to you? Granted, she wasn't as thin as you...or GREEN, but she would ride or die for you. She went hard for your heart, and you constantly played her. You deserve to die a slow, torturous, rat infested death for the way you treated that good woman/pig.
Moral Of The Rant: there's just too many of us fabulous "Ms. Piggys" out here waiting for our "Kermit" to turn into a prince.
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