Big Money + Black Folks = Basic Ass Movie

Just when you thought we had made it through the summer without a basic ass black comedy, Ice Cube manages to sneak one in there just before it was too late. {Shout out to Tyler Perry for taking this summer off. 'Preciate that bruh!!}




Just like any other ratchet ass black comedy, "Lottery Ticket" has everything a basic black comedy needs.

Simple Plot: broke black man wins the lottery and every family member, friend, and loved one comes out of nowhere to claim their share.

Rappers Who Act: Bow Wow, Ice Cube


Singers Who Act: T-Pain, Teairra Mari (that may be misspelled, she's not important enough for me to look up the correct spelling) and that black chick that got kicked out of 3LW...you know, the one who played Lil' Kim in "Notorious"(she' s not important enough for me to even look up her name)


Comedians Who Act: Mike Epps, Charlie Murphy, Brandon T. Jones


Loud, Ghetto, Country Grandmother: Loretta Devine


The Bad Guy: ????? ol' boy that played Chris on "The Wire" (his name is too complicated for me to look up)



The plot here is simple, Bow Wow's character is an everyday working dude who lives in the projects wit' his granny. They hit the lottery, the family, the neighbors and everybody else wants a piece and the bad guy wants to take it from him. Blah blah blah...the usual predictable black movie. I can probably tell you how it's gonna end, but I don't wanna spoil it for you idiots out there who haven't a clue.

All this movie needs is Madea to do some ass shakin' in the church scenes and it'll have everything it needs. Anywho, here's the trailer.



There are better things to spend your money on...I PROMISE

*Go see a classic film at the Saenger Theater.
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*Visit your local art museum.
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*Take your kids to the Exploreum.
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