Please Just Don't....

The following is a list of things that you really just SHOULD NOT EVER do:


1. Please just don't... brag about how many Facebook friends you have. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!!

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2. Please just don't...wear an entire coogi outfit.

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3. Please just don't...approach a woman in any way other than a proper introduction. "Wassup boo?" is no longer acceptable.

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4. Please just don't...claim to be a 5 star chick when you're rockin' fake EVERYTHING. I'm not a fashion snob...if your leather is pleather, rock that shit wit' pride. But don't try to convince us that it's real.

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5. Please just don't...ask to borrow my car. HELL NAAAWWWW!!!

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6. Please just don't...bring insignificant men around your children. Your kids do not need to meet every man that "takes you out to dinner".

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7. Please just don't...mention how broke you are within the first few days of meeting a man. FAIL

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8. Please just don't...be over 25 and still dress like the OMG girls.

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9. Please just don't...be out there f*Ck!ng all willy nilly and expect a man to roll out the red carpet for yo' raggedy ass. Bitch get a grip and compose yourself!!

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10. Plaese just don't...stab another woman in the back over a man. Women need to stop betraying each other for the love of penis. I promise, there's another one around the corner.









*to be continued...