Fashion Commandments: You Know You Dead Ass Wrong!!

This post is for the poor people who just can't seem to get it together when it comes to fashion do's and don'ts

I. Thou shall get a pedicure. Yes, your sandals are fly, but your crusty ankles and jagged toenails are a little distracting. Please make an appointment with your A.T.M. (Asian Toe Master) immediately.

II. Thou shall not show booty when wearing booty shorts. I know the name can be confusing, but it's just a name, sweetie. It doesn't actually mean you have to have ass peeking out when you wear them.

III. Thou shall shave/wax/nair your armpits. If you are wearing a sleeveless shirt and you plan on raising your hand for any reason (even to scratch that itch in your weave) please please PLEASE make sure your pits don't resemble Ben Wallace.

IV. Thou shall not have matching mommy-daughter skank outfits. Stop this...right now.

V. Thou shall buy shoes that fit. No matter how cute they are, if your toes or heels are hanging off, just leave them on the shelf. Your feet will thank you later.

VI. Thou shall not wear your freakum dress to the family barbecue. No explanation necessary.