Hip Hop Amber Alert

If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Mike Jones, you are asked to contact the offices of JRW immediately at two eight one three three oh eight zero zero fo'. We would offer a reward...but nobody really gives a damn.






Don't quote me on this...but I heard he got a job cleaning up the oil spill. And he spends his evenings thinking about how his music career got chopped and screwed.

(I never did understand the purpose of this...but I guess it's not for me to understand)